As Promised...
Chapter 6 and Chapter 7 of THE REAL LIFE OF JOHN GILLIS.
Check here for Chapters 1-5.
But for god sakes, please do something else with your day. Eat a sandwich. Read a good book. Knit a sweater for a penguin. Eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Prank call a liquor store and ask them if they have anything strong enough to cure that fungus growing under your bed. Read about the Greatest Mullets of All Time.
Have a great weekend, and enjoy your sandwich.
Chapter 6 and Chapter 7 of THE REAL LIFE OF JOHN GILLIS.
Check here for Chapters 1-5.
But for god sakes, please do something else with your day. Eat a sandwich. Read a good book. Knit a sweater for a penguin. Eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Prank call a liquor store and ask them if they have anything strong enough to cure that fungus growing under your bed. Read about the Greatest Mullets of All Time.
Have a great weekend, and enjoy your sandwich.
posted by Jason Pinter at
11:28 AM
1 Comments:
And they all smell exactly like Jon Lovitz.
Man those commercials are annoying...
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