Saturday, May 13, 2006

As Promised...

Chapter 6 and Chapter 7 of THE REAL LIFE OF JOHN GILLIS.

Check here for Chapters 1-5.

But for god sakes, please do something else with your day. Eat a sandwich. Read a good book. Knit a sweater for a penguin. Eat some Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Prank call a liquor store and ask them if they have anything strong enough to cure that fungus growing under your bed. Read about the Greatest Mullets of All Time.

Have a great weekend, and enjoy your sandwich.

2 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

I think the biggest mystery is how every single Subway I've ever been in smells exactly the same.

6:35 PM  
Blogger Jason said...

And they all smell exactly like Jon Lovitz.

Man those commercials are annoying...

8:21 PM  

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