Things I'm Not Thankful For
Things I'm Not Thankful For
A popular holiday tradition is listing all the things you're thankful for. A less-popular holiday tradition is listing all the things you're not thankful for. So here is my list of things I could most certainly, and would prefer to, do without:
People Who 'Endorse' You On LinkedIn
Assistants Who Were Born in the 1990's
People Who Tweet 'Good Morning!' to Nobody in Particular
People Who Wear Soul Patches
People Who Take Half an Hour to Make Their Coffee at the Fixins Bar
Bartenders Who Act Like They Have Something Better to do Than Take Your Drink Order
Nickelback
The Black Eyed Peas
People Who Like Either Nickelback or The Black Eyed Peas
Boy Bands
People Who Love Boy Bands
People Who Use Umbrellas That Could Fit the Entire Population of Guam Underneath
People in the Office Who Have Loud Personal Conversations
Guys Who Are Dickheads
Girls Who Date Guys Who Are Dickheads Then Complain About How All Guys Are Dickheads
Awful, Soulless Childrens Movies That Cost $200 Million to Make and Seem Like They Were Brainstormed by Accountants Stuffed in an Airless Laboratory
People Who Complain About "Traditional Publishing"
People Who Self-Publish Their Novellas of 'Cat Erotica' then List Their Occupation as 'Author'
People Who Write Blog Posts Giving Relationship Advice to Celebrities
People Who Ask Celebrities for an RT Because it's Their Birthday
People Who Request Your Friendship on Facebook Then Immediately Post a Link to Their Website/Blog/Cat Erotica on Your Wall
People Who Post Pictures of their Nail Polish on Instagram
People Who Post Pictures of Their Cats on Instagram (sorry, I think cats are weird)
People Who Post Pictures of Their Feet at the Beach on Instagram
Instagram
People Who Sigh and Say, "Oh, you know" When You Ask How They're Doing
People Who Still Don't Know the Difference Between 'Their' and 'They're'
People Who Say e-Readers Are Ruining Books
People Who Say Print is Dead
People Who Use FourSquare to Check into Starbucks
People Who Defend Chris Brown
Chris Brown
People Who Watch Anything Charlie Sheen Does
Charlie Sheen
Donald Trump
Donald Trump's Hair
People Who Still Refer to Bloggers As Living in Their Parents' Basements
People Whose Twitter Profiles Refer to Them as a 'Child-Wrangler'
People Who Refer to Themselves as a 'Social Media Guru'
Anyone Who Unironically Calls Themselves Any Kind of 'Guru' Unless Their Name is Guru
What are you not thankful for?
A popular holiday tradition is listing all the things you're thankful for. A less-popular holiday tradition is listing all the things you're not thankful for. So here is my list of things I could most certainly, and would prefer to, do without:
People Who 'Endorse' You On LinkedIn
Assistants Who Were Born in the 1990's
People Who Tweet 'Good Morning!' to Nobody in Particular
People Who Wear Soul Patches
People Who Take Half an Hour to Make Their Coffee at the Fixins Bar
Bartenders Who Act Like They Have Something Better to do Than Take Your Drink Order
Nickelback
The Black Eyed Peas
People Who Like Either Nickelback or The Black Eyed Peas
Boy Bands
People Who Love Boy Bands
People Who Use Umbrellas That Could Fit the Entire Population of Guam Underneath
People in the Office Who Have Loud Personal Conversations
Guys Who Are Dickheads
Girls Who Date Guys Who Are Dickheads Then Complain About How All Guys Are Dickheads
Awful, Soulless Childrens Movies That Cost $200 Million to Make and Seem Like They Were Brainstormed by Accountants Stuffed in an Airless Laboratory
People Who Complain About "Traditional Publishing"
People Who Self-Publish Their Novellas of 'Cat Erotica' then List Their Occupation as 'Author'
People Who Write Blog Posts Giving Relationship Advice to Celebrities
People Who Ask Celebrities for an RT Because it's Their Birthday
People Who Request Your Friendship on Facebook Then Immediately Post a Link to Their Website/Blog/Cat Erotica on Your Wall
People Who Post Pictures of their Nail Polish on Instagram
People Who Post Pictures of Their Cats on Instagram (sorry, I think cats are weird)
People Who Post Pictures of Their Feet at the Beach on Instagram
People Who Sigh and Say, "Oh, you know" When You Ask How They're Doing
People Who Still Don't Know the Difference Between 'Their' and 'They're'
People Who Say e-Readers Are Ruining Books
People Who Say Print is Dead
People Who Use FourSquare to Check into Starbucks
People Who Defend Chris Brown
Chris Brown
People Who Watch Anything Charlie Sheen Does
Charlie Sheen
Donald Trump
Donald Trump's Hair
People Who Still Refer to Bloggers As Living in Their Parents' Basements
People Whose Twitter Profiles Refer to Them as a 'Child-Wrangler'
People Who Refer to Themselves as a 'Social Media Guru'
Anyone Who Unironically Calls Themselves Any Kind of 'Guru' Unless Their Name is Guru
What are you not thankful for?
posted by Jason Pinter at
2:48 PM
1 Comments:
haha...Love your list. :) Chris Brown is my number one thing I am not thankful for...He's a thug. :/ ice.
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